Last week, while walking to the library...
B: "Mom, what are those things?" (pointing to pipes/valves sticking out of the ground near the apartment building across the street)
M: "I think those are water pipes or some sort of valve for the apartments".
B: "What are they for?"
M: "I'm not sure. Maybe the firemen use them to help put out fires." (I never claimed to be smart.)
B: "Oh. We can't touch them Mom?"
M: "No, we can't touch them Brady. Only firemen."
B: "Oh. You have to have special skills?"
M: No comment. Just me rolling on the ground, laughing at the way my 2.5 year old just said "special skills". No clue where he heard that phrase.
And just today, in the kitchen after lunch...
M: "Brady, do you know the (hand clapping) game where you sing "Down by the banks of the Hanky Panky, where the bull frogs jump from bank to banky..." (accompanied by a one-man demonstration of the game).
B: "Is that on your phone mom?"
M: "No, it's not a game on my phone. It's a hand clapping game."
B: "Oh, do you find it online?"
Good Lord. He's definitely part of the Internet Generation!
I hope that made you chuckle. I'll be sure to share the next crazy thing Brady says or does!